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Wednesday - August 20, 2008
 

Crowella
"Caw! Caw! Careful...that ain't a Tootsie Roll floating in Georges Pond! Graaack!"


 
 
Happy Birthday
Bill Belatty, Jr.
Mya Miller
Happy Anniversary
 
Tomorrow.....
Megan Lynn Walker
 

 Uncle Jay Explains the News! Every Monday!
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Today's Favorite Tugwassah Tattlah Vendor
MoXie Man!
 Small Tractor Work

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August 20, 1940 
"The only good commie is a dead commie."
-  Sergeant Rock of Easy Company,  Chosin Reservoir, 1950
 
Yep, Sgt Rock hit it right on the head. That is one very dead (and very famous) commie and he was hit on the head...with an ice pick (ow!)....on this day along our happy Tugwassah Time Line

  • There's a new art gallery over in Hancock that showcases Maine made works by a number of local artists. Well, it was new in July and we, as usual, are late in reporting it. It's called Artful Treasures and it's located on Route 1, next to the Hancock Post Office. The lady who owns it is Carolyn Bucklin and the gallery includes treasures made by our friends, John Mullins and Linda Walton. The hours are 9:30 AM to 5:30 PM, Monday through Saturday. If you visit, which we sincerely recommend, you'll have a chance to buy one or more of John's original paintings or Linda's decoratively painted plates, candy dishes, hat boxes, etc. Here are some pictures to whet your artistic appetite....
    Linda's Artwork

    John's Paintings
    John and Linda

  • Recently, we took another trip to Reggi's Way in the Middle of Nowhere, USA. We journeyed in the company of John and Sandy Mullins and Sandy has been good enough to take the pressure off us by chronicling the trip on her blog. You can read all about it and see pictures by clicking here. You'll have to scroll down when you get there. 
  • There was a spy at the Eastbrook Grange Breakfast this past Sunday. Carefully investigating the biscuits, baked beans, eggs, sausage, bacon, and pancakes was none other than Franklin Fire Chief Bob Grindle. Why? It could only have been intelligence gathering in advance of the FVFD's own breakfast this coming Sunday.....
 
  • There's an odiferous rumor emanating from the shore of Georges Pond. Seems that Franklin's favorite summer spot is now being patrolled by self appointed waterborne septic system vigilantes. Armed with binoculars, nets, and buckets, they set forth aboard their vessel, THE FECAL WARRIOR, in hopes of discovering evidence of septic effluent being delivered to the formerly pristine waters of the pond. One must wonder if the next step will be citizen's arrests of swimmers suspected of underwater peeing. In an effort to mollify the vigilantes, the same mysterious benevolent benefactor who installed the diving board has once again contributed to everyone's overall enjoyment of the pond....
  • This past weekend, Merle Cousins and his longtime friend, Gardner Mitchell, took a trip up to Wiscasset to see the races. No sooner was Merle gone than Bruce Carter had his fingers in Merle's new gloves.
  • Been to Hellsworth lately? What do you think of all that great landscaping and new road design at the Maine Coast Mall? One picture is worth.......
  • Some Franklin residents are in a tizzy about an electricity enterprise in the works by Bangor Hydro. It's called the Down East Reliability Project and will involve a new 115KV transmission line from Ellsworth to Harrington. The power poles will be 70 feet tall and will go right through Franklin along the railroad tracks. Hydro representatives have been contacting Franklin property owners to discuss purchasing easements for the line installation. Considering the traditional resistance of Franklin residents to anything new, like answering machines and web sites for instance, we predict that BHE is about to find out what happens when you hit a nest of hornets up close with a baseball bat. Isn't it interesting how this just happens to coincide with the idiotic Sunrise Rails to Trails project? Stay tuned, there will be a lot more analysis forthcoming.
  • Bobbing in the Wake -It just doesn't happen like this in real life. Yet it did. The Sunday before last, as we were getting ready to leave Franklin for another week at Camp Tugwassah, catastrophe struck. We turned on the  main computer of franklinmaine.net and got.....THE BLACK SCREEN OF DEATH!!! Panic set in instantly. Followed by anger, frustration, and fear. The damn computer was less than two years old and this was the second time it happened to us with a relatively new PC. I had to cool my heels and delay our departure until I could talk to the service department at Circuit City, where we bought the computer.
Finally, after negotiating the usual exasperating series of phone menus, I was able to speak to someone at the Bangor store. Convinced in advance that this was going to be a wasted effort, I asked him what he would do if it was his computer. I was astonished when he said....."Do this, do that, check this, check that. Then if that doesn't work, .......your motherboard is fried". I had actually received free helpful advice from a store geek for a PC that was out of warranty! That made me feel a whole lot better about Circuit City, I must say.

Well, there was no time to frig around with it further. We had to get to camp. And so, I agonized all week. Was my PC really beyond hope? If it was, that would mean I would have to spend money (a repulsive thought) to buy a new Windows Vista machine (an even more repulsive thought).

Upon our return to Franklin, while Mrs. Webmaster was canning her third batch of green beans, I pulled out my ET tweaker and got to work. I did what the tech suggested. I killed all power to the machine, opened it up, and pulled out the modem. Then I extracted the battery, checked that its voltage was ok, and reset the CMOS. Then I powered it back up and....no change. Dead motherboard. Doom. Despair.

And then, I got to thinking about one of my favorite lines from TV.....BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Well, in this case, there was one more thing I could try. I shut 'er back down and pulled one of the two sticks of RAM. Turning it back on, IT WORKED! I couldn't believe it! We were back in business, albeit at a much slower speed.

The next step was to confirm the diagnosis. I replaced the RAM card and the black screen returned. Taking it out got the PC to run. Whew! What a relief. Then I got to looking at the stick of RAM. It was the one that I had bought on line shortly after I bought the computer in October of 2006. The company I got it from is called 4AllMemory and I had all my sales receipts. So I gave them a call on their toll free number.

Being the congenital pessimist that I am, I figured that I was wasting my time. The RAM had cost me $125, but I was so happy that the PC was working that I was ready to buy some more, regardless. I spoke with a very nice young lady who said......"Oh no, sir. That memory stick has a lifetime warranty. All you have to do is send it back to us and we'll send you a new one right away." Holy Megabucks, Batman! As we said, it doesn't happen like this in real life. By the way, if you're looking to buy additional RAM for your PC, we HIGHLY recommend 4All Memory, now the official memory supplier of franklinmaine.net.



Wednesday - August 6, 2008

Crowella
"Wraaack! Save our planet - use ECO-click®! Caw!"


Happy Birthday
Suzette Noyes
Charlie Grosjean
Happy Anniversary
 
Tomorrow.....
Richard Closson
Cindy Smith
Benjamin Williams
Brandon Williams
Veronica Abbott
 
Today's Featured Tugwassah Tattlah Vendor

Merchant's Automotive
422-3307
(Mention our name and get Special Treatment!)



 
August 6, 1945


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  • We'd like to call your attention to our new free service to you, our environment minded viewers. It's called ECO-click® and you can read all about it by clicking here!
  • When was the last time you visited Wesley? No, no, we don't mean someone named Wesley. We mean the Town of Wesley, Maine. If you happen to be journeying between Bangor and Calais on Route 9, you can't miss Wesley. You go right through it. When you do, we recommend that you stop in at P&J Grocery in the downtown business district. It's run by the ever friendly and vivacious Sheila Geel, who goes out of her way to make sure that travelers find everything they need. And a note of great importance to Franklinians who might be passing through - P&J is the only store in town where you can buy life's most essential item. Need we say more?




Monday - August 4, 2008
 

Crowella
"Caw! Caw! Crows like Low Country Boils, too! Graaack!"


 
 
Happy Birthday
 Megan Lane
Paul Giles, Jr.
Samantha Woods
Haleigh Young
Ryan Leighton
Happy Anniversary
 
Tomorrow.....
Charlie Marshall
Phillip Sargent
Sharon Estep
 

 Uncle Jay Explains the News! Every Monday!
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Today's Favorite Tugwassah Tattlah Vendor
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July 31, 1803 
What you see above represents two of the inventions of one of the greatest engineers who ever lived. He was born on July 31st1803 in Langbanshyttan, Sweden.

"How do you say that Lang....place, anyway?"



  • According to our sources, there was a fairly big forest fire on Saturday night between the Macomber Mill Road and Abrams Pond. Maury and Sharon Oliver were on their way home from Molasses Pond when they spotted the conflagration glowing down in the woods. Since the fire was close to the town line, Maury called both the Franklin and Eastbrook Fire Departments. Before it was over, the Waltham guys were engaged as well. It seems that the fire somehow started in a huge brush pile. We can only speculate on the source of ignition.
  • There was another event involving fire on Saturday, but this one happened in daylight and under controlled circumstances. It was the Fourth Annual Low Country Boil held at the camp of Merle and Allie Cousins on Georges Pond. If you're not familiar with a low country boil, then you need to know that it's a Southern thing. It originated in the low country of South Carolina, hence its name. Basically, what happens is that a whole bunch of wonderful ingredients are all boiled together in large pots and it all gets dumped out on a table. The guests, who each brought something for the pots, then descend on the offering like Maine seagulls. Cooked in the pots are shrimp, sausage, potatoes, corn, onions, and garlic. An essential ingredient included in each pot is a packet of Zatarain's Crab Boil spices (only findable at Rooster Brother). We could talk a lot more about this, but here are some pictures to give you a better flavor of the event......
    The table is ready to receive boil......
    Robin Young and Merle Cousins bring on the first pot......
    It's seagull time!
    Here they come! There were 36 this year!
    What is out of place in this picture?
    P. S. - If anyone would like to know more about how to do a low country boil for your own large party, just send an E-mail to Mrs. Webmaster, the head cook, by clicking here.